February 2012
4 posts
Feb 26th
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Ask my face if I like you.
Feb 18th
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For all you pussies
I’m here to fucking win, so I don’t really give a shit how I do it, I just fucking win.
Feb 18th
5 notes
V Fucking Day
V for victory everyday mother fucker. I am surrounded by titties. What the fuck have you done to fucking celebrate?
Feb 14th
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January 2012
1 post
Jan 15th
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November 2011
1 post
Nov 15th
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October 2011
4 posts
Oct 25th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 2nd
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September 2011
12 posts
How Far I Will Go When I don’t want to go...
            Me, and my two friends who were in the car with me this night, all agree this premise of what really happened on this night could have be used as part of a script in a movie of the comedy variant. Now that I’m sitting here writing this, I figure maybe it’s only good enough to be used in some film school drop out’s short film about teen angst and coming of age dribble. We all know it’s...
Sep 19th
Question
Have you ever punched a bear in the mouth? No? Then fuck you.
Sep 17th
7 notes
1 tag
Sep 16th
37 notes
1 tag
What To Do After A Job Interview
So, apparently the last bar I was in last night after a job interview I had earlier in the day, the bartender wasn’t quite fond of me and had my friends and I kicked out. This may or may not be because I kept pouring my beer into an annoying, nasally, Long Island-esq voiced girl’s bag repeatedly. This was then followed up with me just shoving as many bottles into it as I could before...
Sep 16th
2 notes
1 tag
Sep 15th
23 notes
1 tag
Sep 15th
203 notes
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Sep 15th
234 notes
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Sep 15th
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How Not to Ride an Airplane (and the Adventures of...
I knew this trip was going to be a bit wild, especially seeing how Loki and me were heading to the airport directly after the bar in Suffern, but I never thought it’d be so ridiculous so fast. “Sir, are you a diabetic? ARE YOU GOING INTO DIABETIC SHOCK? Are you on any prescriptions that we need to know of? Do you need help? Do we need to take the plane down for an emergency?”...
Sep 15th
Sep 12th
50 notes
4 tags
Sep 11th
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Sep 5th
59 notes
August 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Aug 14th
3 notes
1 tag
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
342 notes
Aug 13th
586 notes
1 tag
"Eastbound & Down" Now Fully Available
Whether you’re broke and need the DVD or you’re rich as hell and can afford the Blu-Ray…Your ass is covered.
Aug 12th
Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
21 notes
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“This is me every night, dude. Just staring at buttholes, and gettin’ a...”
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Aug 5th
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